• T-shirt with text about a slip-and-slide incident and lubricant.
  • Brown t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on chest.
  • T-shirt with text about a "grossly negligent slip-and-slide incident" and "96. I saw the jump."
  • Brown t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on the chest.
  • T-shirt with "The Grossly Negligent Slip-and-Slide Incident" and lubricant can.
  • Green t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on chest, hanging on a hanger.
  • Green t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on left chest.
  • T-shirt with text "I was there... the grossly negligent slip-and-slide incident. '96. I saw the jump. I saw the injuries."
  • Orange t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" text on the chest.
  • Orange t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on the left chest.
  • T-shirt graphic: "I WAS THERE THE GROSSLY NEGLIGENT SLIP-AND-SLIDE INCIDENT" with hose and barrel.
  • Dark heather t-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo on chest.
  • Dark gray t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on chest.
  • Shirt graphic with text about a slip-and-slide incident and lubricant.
  • Gray t-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo on the chest.
  • Grey t-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo on the chest.
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Cloud 16 Clothing Co.

1996 Negligent Slip-and-Slide Incident Tee - Scrappy Malone's

1996 Negligent Slip-and-Slide Incident Tee - Scrappy Malone's

Cloud 16 designed product and made-to-order in the USA.

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Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a breathable and lightweight feel.
- Features a ribbed knit collar to retain its shape and provide comfort.
- Retail fit design that suits both casual and semi-formal occasions.
- Manufactured sustainably in humane conditions, certified by Fair Labor Association.
- Tear-away label for added comfort and reduced skin irritation.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

300 feet of industrial plastic, a keg of cheap lager, and a garden hose. The 1996 incident was legendary, illegal, and the reason we're "everywhere and nowhere." This shirt commemorates the slip-and-slide that shut us down but kept the spirit alive. Take the detour.

The Scrappy Malone's Standard:

  • 100-Proof Quality: Printed on premium, soft-wash blanks (Bella+Canvas 3001) for that "lived-in" feel.
  • Gen-X Approved: Designed for the Hose Water Generation.
  • Take the Detour: Because the main road is boring and usually has a speed trap.

Est. 1992-ish. Banned from better places than this.

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