Cloud 16 Clothing Co.
Scrappy Malone's Bar Christmas Tee — "It's the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer"
Scrappy Malone's Bar Christmas Tee — "It's the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer"
Cloud 16 designed product and made-to-order in the USA.
Size Chart and Product Details
Size Chart and Product Details
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a breathable and lightweight feel.
- Features a ribbed knit collar to retain its shape and provide comfort.
- Retail fit design that suits both casual and semi-formal occasions.
- Manufactured sustainably in humane conditions, certified by Fair Labor Association.
- Tear-away label for added comfort and reduced skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Scrappy Malone's Bar Christmas Tee — "It's the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer"
The Vibe:
The best stories don't start with a salad. They start at a place like Scrappy Malone's Bar, where the lighting is low, the music is just right, and the truth is always 100-proof. This isn't just a t-shirt — it's a uniform for the neighborhood barstool philosopher and the person who knows their bartender's middle name.
The Quality (No Cardboard Apparel Here):
You've reached the age where you refuse to wear anything that feels like a cardboard box. That's why this premium soft-wash tee (Comfort Colors / Bella+Canvas quality) feels like the favorite vintage piece you've owned for a decade, from the very first wear. It's side-seamed, retail-fit, and built to survive a night out and the morning after.
The Cloud 16 Story:
Born at Mile Marker 16 on Pikes Peak and raised on the Florida Gulf Coast, Cloud 16 is for the Hose Water Generation. We believe in authenticity, sarcasm, and taking the long way home. When you wear Scrappy Malone's, you aren't just wearing a brand — you're taking the detour.
The Specs:
- Fabric: Premium soft-wash (Comfort Colors / Bella+Canvas quality)
- Design: Original "100-Proof Humor" graphic created in-house
- Fit: Authentic retail fit (unisex)
- Durability: Side-seamed construction that holds its shape through every wash
Take the Detour.
