• Green t-shirt with "House Rules & Liability Waiver" text listing 10 humorous rules.
  • Green t-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo on chest.
  • T-shirt with "House Rules & Liability Waiver" list printed on the back.
  • Green t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on left chest.
  • T-shirt with "House Rules & Liability Waiver" and ten numbered rules in black text.
  • Brown t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on chest.
  • T-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo on chest.
  • T-shirt with "House Rules & Liability Waiver" text.
  • Orange t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo hanging on a wall.
  • Orange t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar" logo on the chest.
  • T-shirt with "House Rules & Liability Waiver" text listing ten humorous rules.
  • Dark t-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo printed in orange.
  • Dark gray t-shirt with "SCRAPPY MALONE'S BAR" logo.
  • Grey t-shirt with text listing "House Rules & Liability Waiver" and ten numbered rules.
  • Grey t-shirt with Scrappy Malone's Bar logo printed on the chest.
  • Gray t-shirt with "Scrappy Malone's Bar Est. 1992" logo on chest.
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Cloud 16 Clothing Co.

Scrappy Malone's Unofficial House Rules Tee - 100-Proof Bar Humor

Scrappy Malone's Unofficial House Rules Tee - 100-Proof Bar Humor

Cloud 16 designed product and made-to-order in the USA.

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Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a breathable and lightweight feel.
- Features a ribbed knit collar to retain its shape and provide comfort.
- Retail fit design that suits both casual and semi-formal occasions.
- Manufactured sustainably in humane conditions, certified by Fair Labor Association.
- Tear-away label for added comfort and reduced skin irritation.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

We've been expecting you, but we definitely didn't clean up. These are the Unofficial House Rules, the ones that keep you from getting banned (mostly). Wear it to the bar, wear it to the garage, or wear it while explaining why "math is hard after three rounds."

The Scrappy Malone's Standard:

  • 100-Proof Quality: Printed on premium, soft-wash blanks (Bella+Canvas 3001) for that "lived-in" feel.
  • Gen-X Approved: Designed for the Hose Water Generation.
  • Take the Detour: Because the main road is boring and usually has a speed trap.

Est. 1992-ish. Banned from better places than this.

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